Carl Wilson, Charles Manson

September 29th, 2008 by Gnat

Good fodder for a lazy Monday post, don’t you think? Carl Wilson is my favorite singer out of all the Beach Boys. I don’t usually like to post so much YouTube content in a relatively short period of time, but I have to share the following two clips. The first one is a cool little video (with some fun, goofy dancing by Carl) of 1971’s killer tune Long Promised Road:

This second clip is great, too. Carl belts out the blissful I Can Hear Music only to be followed by Dennis Wilson singing a Charles Manson-penned tune, Never Learn Not to Love (originally titled by Manson Cease to Exist). Oh weren’t the ’60s a hoot?!

Bye Paul Newman

September 27th, 2008 by Gnat

This world has lost yet another great talent! What a man: achingly handsome, amazing wife, brilliant actor, entrepreneur, philanthropist extraordinaire. Here is a killer YouTube clip (along with Johnny Cash score and Roger Ebert quotes) describing Newman’s ascension as the anti-hero is his films:

Because I Haven’t Posted An Image Lately

September 24th, 2008 by Gnat

Here is Paul Laffoley’s Color Breathing, 1983:

The Joy of Advertising

September 23rd, 2008 by Gnat

My good friend and former bandmate, Cheree, years ago penned this lyric to one of our band’s (bees are black) songs: “The joy of advertising/Keeps us in place.” I was always especially fond of that particular line, because “advertising” and “joy” are two words you never think of combining.

Advertising, especially the concept of “branding,” fascinates me because it’s really a sort of black magick. Signs and symbols, slogans and catchphrases all meld to become more than the sum of their parts. The patented Nike swoosh, for example, is basically a magickal symbol, a sigil, infused with energy over the years to create an immediately recognizable, global brand symbol. Same goes for the McDonald’s arches. We each have our own feelings that are brought up when we encounter one of these symbols. For instance, upon first glance the Nike swoosh fondly reminds me of my grandfather’s store where he sold many a pair of Nikes, and the dusty, leathery smell of his stockroom. On the filpside, in more recent years Nike has become widely infamous for using sweatshops. Thus my feelings associated with the Nike swoosh, and consequently brand, have been tarnished.

Advertising at its best successfully links products to our positive emotions. At its worst (though some would perversely argue, best) it becomes the Swastika. (See the Wikipedia entry for the history and evolution of the Swastika, perhaps history’s most instantly recognizable symbol after the crucifix.) I like to keep up with trends in advertising, because you gotta know your enemy. That’s why this article struck me:

Products Placed: How Companies Pay Artists to Include Brands in Lyrics

I’m not surprised. I mean, in a way rock and roll has always included product placement. Hell, some argue that Ike Turner’s “Rocket 88″ was the very first rock and roll song, and that’s about an Oldsmobile engine. And, bear with me here, one could even argue that the Beach Boys actually, if inadvertently, branded the California summer mystique through their sun-soaked harmonies and lyrics invoking images of cars, girls, beaches and waves. The joy of advertising, indeed…

The Child Molester Next Door

September 19th, 2008 by Gnat

It all started when I was looking for more information regarding a police chase that occurred on my friend Virginia’s block one weekend last month. I did some Googling, and while I didn’t find out much about the aforementioned police chase, I did stumble upon this site: Family Watchdog. Family Watchdog is basically a portal site for the National Sex Offender Registry. You can find all the pervs on your block using this site, and even have the option of receiving email alerts if and when a new perv moves to the ‘hood. While there is something that creeps me out about this email alert feature, I understand parents’ concern for their children and the desire to keep tabs on potentially dangerous predators. I was just curious when I decided to search my street/city/zip on Family Watchdog, but the results were a bit shocking: the guy who lives RIGHT NEXT DOOR to me is, or at some point was, a child molester.

Yep, that’s right: my next door neighbor was at some point in his life (he’s in his 50s) convicted of lewd and lascivious acts with a child under the age of 14. The Family Watchdog site didn’t supply dates of the conviction, so it could’ve happened two or twenty years ago, I suppose. I’m not too worried for my safety, because the guy (I think he lives with his wife) keeps to himself and apparently he likes (or liked) ‘em much younger than me. But if I had a child, the fact that I have a convicted sex offender living next door to me would certainly make me take pause.

The way it stands, I’m not entirely sure what to do with this newfound information. My block has suddenly become a sort of true crime noir scene in my mind. I shut my curtains tight when night falls. I watch my neighbor do something as benign as get into his car, and I wonder where his (sinister?) destination might be. His every action is met with my mental inquiry: what did you do and what made you do it?

I Do NOT Heart Sarah Palin

September 11th, 2008 by Gnat

Is using the word “heart” as a verb inherently annoying? Anyways, I loathe this woman. Just because she wears a skirt, that doesn’t make her a woman. More like a beast, IMHO. She wants to take away rights women have fought for, for generations. She’s a self-hating woman, it seems to me. Oh, and can you imagine if the Obamas had a pregnant, unwed teenage daughter in the White House?! There is no telling the shit the right wing would say about them. This is nuts, people. Even if you’re a  Republican/conservative (probably not many, if any, readers of this blog are) please don’t fall for the lame McCain/Palin ticket this November. How anyone can support these dangerous, dangerous people is beyond me. Palin is completely lacking in sophistication and experience. To get some relief, I’ve been reading this blog a lot recently: Women Against Sarah Palin. Please, everyone, get out and vote for Obama/Biden this November. Especially my Texas friends who may be reading this, as Texas needs as many Dem votes as possible!

Annuale

September 5th, 2008 by Gnat

Aunt Flo just arrived in town, so I thought I’d share this hilarious clip:

Back From Austin

September 2nd, 2008 by Gnat

I just flew in from Austin and boy are my arms tired. Sorry, couldn’t resist that. Actually I arrived back in LA last night. My trip to Austin (Aug 27 - Sept 1) was SUPER fun and I’m still needing to catch up on sleep. Unfortunately I walked into a steaming pile of crap at work today, as my coworker is stalling on beginning a project that was supposed to already be rolled out. So now several of us have to go in and pick up his slack. I don’t know how much I’ll be able to blog this week, but here’s a theme I’ve been stewing on the last few days: disconnection. Sort of the feeling of experiencing life as an observer, rather than a bona fine member of the species. Detachment, but not necessarily by choice. Detachment by choice would make you a cool misanthrope like the anti-hero of Camus’s The Stranger, or James Dean’s broken and beautiful Jim Stark in Rebel Without a Cause. I think lately I feel more like Hamlet.

More later…